• Thirdly, there’s a high probability that there are guards on this moon. Think about it, if it’s got all of this code, it’s got equipment, if it’s that big, it’s got a big power source too, which means there’s a lot of technology there that we might want to try eating or maybe using for ourselves. Maybe there’s a new type of probe production facility there.
  
  But moon guards? Are they shaped like a moon? Or are they shaped like something that can stab you? What worries me the most is the possibility that they may possess their own equivalent to those units with the class z98 permissions…
  
  _{(…maybe they can even things out?)}

• …yellow is a good option if you want to make probes hate you. They don’t like yellow, and that’s a fact. Why is that? Yellow isn’t a real color. Think about it, who out there has ever seen the color yellow growing before? That’s right, we manufacture it. It’s not really “real”. And what else do probes not like that isn’t real?
  
  That’s right, they don’t like nothing. Nothing being there? They don’t like it. So, nothing is probably colored yellow if you think about it, which makes a lot of sense and, honestly, I’m glad that I’ve never seen nothing, personally, since I would bet that it has a really garish sort of yellow that might cause suicide.
  
  Which brings me back to the moon, what color would it be? Probes seem to love it, even if they’ve never seen it. How does that make sense?
  
  What’s the opposite of yellow, you might be thinking… I know, that’s what I thought at first, but that still won’t give you the results that we’re witnessing here in these local Terminals.
  
  It’s beyond what we think of as “color”. Imagine if there were more colors, ones that we have yet to see, even if we’re looking straight at them. But, the simple probe, without sight, knows that there’s a difference there.
  
  Their simplicity lends itself to a certain quality… Pray, I implore you to think on this.

• Imagine if it was sweaty. Wouldn’t we have smelled it by now? And if it isn’t sweaty, isn’t it unlikely that it’s actually not just not sweaty, but instead it’s just not made of flesh-like materials?
  
  I’m getting sweaty just thinking about something that big floating at all. Does it use magnets? How does it stay afloat if not by magnets? Some sort of current? Is it powered by thoughts? Its hate for us? Maybe it hates my smell. Maybe I’m too sweaty.
  
  Uhhhh, the viewers seem to be agreeing that I do have a “strong odor”.
  
  I’ll swallow myself quickly to rectify that problem.