• Be not-so-right back, fellas. I’ve got to replace my mouth. Talked too much. It’s starting to fall off of my face. Sorry.

• If you seriously believe that it’s possible to actually refrain from dancing to the sounds in Terminal 999999, then you may as well believe that it’s possible to probe the moon.
  
  It’s just lunacy. LUNACY = LUNAR = MOON MAKES YOU STUPID

• I’m going to be open with you faithful viewers that have kept me company this long. Not many can relate to this, but I want a beautiful watch. No, not a watcher, I want a meticulously crafted and expertly made mechanism that is not only practical but is a work of art.
  
  I know it’s not a common opinion, but it’s mine, and I’m sticking by it.
  
  We’ve all been listening to the opposition explain how, even if what I was saying is true, and the coding is capable of rendering a moon of this size and charm, no one would want it and there would be no demand for something so “intricate”… they say.
  
  Well, that word might be sickening to them, they might not enjoy being consumed by the inner-workings of such a complicated and divine object, but I would!!
  
  I appreciate art, even if I couldn’t have made it myself! Just because you can’t understand that… doesn’t mean this moon couldn’t be real! And it in no way means that no one would want it. I WANT IT! RIGHT NOW!
  
  I PRAY TO YOU , ALMIGHTY MOON, TAKE ME , , RELEASE ME FROM THIS EXCESSIVE BANALITY!