Hey, everyone tuning in to this data-stream, can you stop being idiots? There’s no way we were originally talking about something called “cute”. Are you actually that stupid? I mean, come on… At least be stupid in a way that makes sense. Make up a story about us talking about why some “people” (let’s be honest they’re freaks), like “feet”. I mean, really, even that’s stretching it as a topic, but it makes more sense. Seriously. Us talking about other’s preferences in imaginary matters such as “feet”, (because let’s be real here, have you ever even seen feet before? What do they look like, huh? What do they smell like? Smells like nothing to me, to be honest because no one has feet when no one “walks”. (What even is walking????)), anyway, that makes more sense than talking about “cute”.
Who even cares about cute? “Oh but 44-Yr4-331-eoriwer-8954, what about those things in Terminal 3209091 that knew what cute was and even were able to commune with the higher beings that commanded the powers of cute?”
So dumb. That Terminal isn’t even real.
Your eyes aren’t even real. You’re just static on an interdimensional stream of consciousness.
Shut the fuck up.
droning, blaring, blasting, repeated blows to the subconscious, separation of the psyche and the physical body, short-circuiting, explosive bleeding, explosive bones, a slight stomach ache
recommendation: try asking the gods for an easier life next time, because you are going to die very soon
if you do survive, lasting side effect are: a strong desire to die. An even stronger desire to die explosively.
It’s RECCOMENDED that you don’t proceed with the actions that will lead to this outcome but if you’re already worried about this happening to you then it’s likely that it already is happening to you and it’s a feeling that you’re getting only because it’s coming for you and you should make preparations with whoever and whatever you want because honestly we don’t care about you but it’s funny watching you flail about like an overturned bug
dissections of subjects 55-145 revealed several anomalies in the form of pitted, spherical growths
further analysis of the tissues has shown that at least sss% of all tissue was Coded to XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX actually we don’t know what it was CCoded to do
