Ah, you there! Do you believe in life after death?
Yes? No? It all depends, doesn’t it? What do I mean by life? What do I mean by death? And what sort of life is there beyond death? Are we alive, what even is life? And why do I love it so much?!
Oh, but it isn’t very respectful of me to endlessly fire off questions. I should stick to one question and one question only: “Do you believe in life after death?”
But don’t tell me your answer. You see, I’m just asking you so that I can share my own answer and talk and talk and talk… What a dreadful thing to do! And yet, this is the sort of life I lead. But fret not, I know well that I’ll bother you no more with talk once I’m done with life. Or, when life is done with me.
As for me, of course there’s life after death! You can die and there can be life afterwards, and before you there was death, and now you’re alive! (Maybe…) Well, that’s just one way of thinking of it. Maybe you were thinking about an afterlife, which is a different sort of life after death. In which case, my answer would seem like a side-step of sorts.
Still, I’ve never been to an afterlife before. And I don’t know anyone else who has been to one, or seen one, or brought anything back from them! So, this life after death doesn’t exist, right? Hm, well, the idea is alive and well within us right now, so I would say that the afterlife is as real as any other delusion, but it dies with us. Perhaps it doesn’t exist yet only because we haven’t had the creativity to truly bring it to “life” yet.
No? Well, I’m not even real, so these words might not be very genuine…
Oh well. But here’s your chance at a “life” after your “death” by these class z98 entities.