• Ah, I see that you’ve decided to look at this so-called “001b.” Ah… Indeed.

    Well, I wouldn’t be an Art Expert if I would bar you from experiencing it. But, seeing as how I am the one and only Art Expert in this Terminal, I should forewarn you that what you will witness is nothing short of an assault on all of your senses.

    You see, this really shouldn’t exist, and, mostly, it doesn’t. At least, for now. It is growing. At least, that’s what I believe. No one else has had time to analyze this piece other than myself, and I feel somewhat obligated to shoulder the burden since I did find this particular piece of art within a z98 disposal node. And no, I didn’t steal it. The class z98 entities were actually quite happy to be rid of it, and actually paid me quite handsomely to take it with me!

    Ah… to think that even those busy types appreciate the arts enough to not only protect such a specimen, but to compensate me for my tireless Art Expert work!

    Sorry, I just… I’m simply moved to tears!

    Anyway, I’m still investigating who is truly responsible for this piece of... “art,” but it suffices to say that its origins are dubious, its intentions confounding, and its presentation is absolutely convoluted.

    Actually, this might be something a probe such as yourself would appreciate!

    Ahem. As I was saying, you may hear and see things that aren’t there. But do not worry, you will be relatively safe while observing this strange piece of art. If there are any issues, I will see to its destruction myself. I will not allow a repeat of the last incident!

    And with that, please enjoy this art!