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Twin Tail Facts:
When woven together, twin tails are stronger than
steel.
DNA is actually just a throwback to the twin tail.
If their host is cute enough, twin tails never
stop growing.
Twin tails can be used to brew strong love potions.
However, an equal amount of material must be used
from each “tail” to make the recipe work. If brewed
incorrectly, the love potion will be “one-sided” or
“lop-sided”, reflecting the materials used.
Many beings possess two eyes or more, because one
eye is not enough to take in the beauty of a proper
twin tail. If something with only one eye sees a
twin tail, they may get deathly ill. This effect
is what drove the evolution of multiple eyes.
Galaxies do not possess “arms”. Those are cosmological twin tails. Duh.
Of course space and time are interconnected and
interrelated! They are each one half of a twin
tail whole.
The fact that humans have different sided brains
is because this physical aspect is an attempt to
recreate the magic of twin tails.
Twin tails have a will of their own.
True twin tails cannot be trimmed without the
use of shears or other “twin” devices, such as a
pair of scissors. It takes the combined effort of
two perfect halves to alter the course of a real
twin tail.
Life expectancies go up by 25% when a host possesses and takes care of their twin tails.
Neglecting
your twin tails can cause issues such as:
dismemberment, paranoia, and even death.
Twin tails
have an affinity for “girls”. This follows because of the old adage: “Cute things are cute.”
It is common to have dreams where you suddenly possess twin tails and are a “cute anime girl”. This occurs in vital points in your life, and acts to motivate
yourself to achieve greatness.
The archetypical
“tsundere” acts as she does, and usually possess
physical twin tails, because of a “twin tail” within
her “heart”.
You wouldn’t exist without the existence of
twin tails.
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